Just for Laugh‏

Q : What is the similarity between men and rats?
A : Both keep searching for new holes.

Q : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q : What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A : When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q : What's the height of recycling?
A : Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
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Q : Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A : Lady : Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q : Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A : The boy friend's hand.

Q : Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A : The animals told him. Your tail is in front".